What Does Roald Dahl Stand For?

R is for screaming roses in “The Sound Machine.”

O is for a secret-swallowing ocean in “Dip in the Pool.”

A is for anteing up daughters in “Taste.”

L is for the murder weapon in “Lamb to the Slaughter.”

D is for dismemberment in “Pig.”

D is for a dead body in “Claud’s Dog: Rummins.”

A is for antiques swindlers in “Parson’s Pleasure.”

H is for Hansen’s Disease in…well, I won’t give it away.

L is for licentious accusations from “The Bookseller.”

Happy murderous and schadenfreude-filled Roald Dahl Day!